Dear So and So... Too Much Fun!

Dear Stupid Dog,
Please stop barking at everything that moves, makes a noise, or things you are imagining/dreaming about, while the baby is napping.  I am begging you.  If you quit, I will promise to call you by your name.
Jessica

Dear Husband,
Please do not refer to taking care of the kids, sans their mother, as babysitting.  You can do it!  I have faith. 
Love You!
Your Wife

Dear Brother Printer/Scanner/Copier/Fax Machine,
Please print the pages I send to you promptly.  This business of waiting until the computer has been shut down and restarted bites.  If you continue, I am going to throw you at my husband. 
Thanks for your prompt attention to this matter.
Jessica

Thanks Kat @ 3BedroomBungalow for this entertaining idea!  If you want to play, go to her site and link up!